Warning: This could be hazardous to your health!

Yep, that’s right, I’m still here.

Let me catch you up a little bit on what I’ve been doing this whole time.

Let’s see, I can even describe it in one brief sentence……

Being a mom, wife, woman, daughter, sister, friend, worship leader, babysitter, among many other things.

I’ve been keeping busy, which is good, cause I don’t do bored very well.

For the past, uhm not quite sure how long I’ve had this blog, but for as long as I’ve had it and have tried to be consistent in writing in it (which has been a super fail), I’ve tried to figure out exactly what type of blog I wanted to keep.

I’ve read other blogs, and have sorda just been “trying this out” without really knowing what, I guess, my “theme” would be.

So here’s what I’ve come up with…..

I’m just going to stop trying so hard! I’m not going to THINK about it anymore. I’m just going to write.

I’m going to write about what I know and do best.

And that, friends, would be about all the sweet, crazy, and sometimes sarcastic goodness that is me. And all the sweet, crazy, ups & downs that is my life. 

I did decide that, in my case, this blog should come with a warning.

So here you go......

"WARNING!:

Read at your own risk! This blog may, at times, contain severe doses of sarcasm and ranting and raving. 

At other times it may contain some really deep, mushy, gushy type stuff. And on some occasions comedy, drama, and action, if not all three! 

This blog at any given moment can go from rated G to rated R!…OK OK, maybe not rated R… maybe rated PG-13.

The topics on this blog are not limited to any one theme and may go from raging hormones and irrational ranting about family and children to church life, God encounters and Brad Pitt. 

Side affects may include, and are not limited to, whip lash; dizziness; sudden outbursts of laughter, tears and possibly other bodily fluids, loss of breath from astonishment; and in some very rare cases chronic yawning from boredom which only occurs in those who have Lackohumor Disorder."

So there it is and there you have it. I promise to write at least once a week or more. 

I'm still working on my "Firsts" list, which is turning into an epic fail, but I'm trying!

Now I must leave you, because if I'm not mistaken, that was a shatter I just heard in the distance and the gasp and "Oooooo I'm telling!" from a 6 and 9 yr old. That's my cue! ;-)